Limerick, 10-25-08

In the theater, each woman and man
Yell as loud and as long as they can
The argument rages
It's one for the ages
Is that furniture Wicker or Rattan?

Limerick, 10/24/08

After serving as a deadly sniper
Sir Connery donned a red diaper
All the words he could hear
"Cause I'm standing right here"
My memory I'd like to wipe...er

A Limerick for 8-23-08

Whether you're a vet or a noob
When you view "Plan 9" on the toob
Men sit up more straight
And it's real hard to hate
'Cause of Vampira's fantabulous boobs

A Limerick For 10-22-08

At midnight we know what's in store
That solarnite's a crushing bore
But we all sit and stare
With fists pumped in the air
When the crowd shouts out as one "TOR!"

A little early, but...

The hotel is reserved gentlemen.

Chad, can I count on you to be liason between Skip and the three of us if it looks like it's going to sell out?

And now, a limerick

After 8 movies I begin to tire
After 12 I stink and perspire
but what keeps me alight
through the long cold dark night
is the cry of a hobo on fire